Zombie Ronald Reagan 
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Life is just one long shaggy dog story.

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Re: “Haslam Vetoes Ag Gag Bill

"I bet Andy Holt and is taking out his frustration on his hogs." I bet he's spraying hog shit on his neighbor's trees again to show who's boss.

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Posted by Zombie Ronald Reagan on 05/13/2013 at 3:42 PM

Re: “Is Andy Holt Trying to Pass a Law to Protect Himself?

"It's my intention not to rape and pillage; no, wait, I have that backwards..." - Attila the Hun

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Posted by Zombie Ronald Reagan on 05/13/2013 at 3:37 PM

Re: “Is There Really That Large a Market of Men Who Are Afraid They're Bad in Bed?

xray: only served his country in the fever swamps of imagination.

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Posted by Zombie Ronald Reagan on 05/11/2013 at 6:29 AM

Re: “Former SNL Cast Member Victoria Jackson Moves to Tennessee to Save America

Victoria Jackson can star in the Sons of Confederate Veterans' remake of "The Birth of A Nation", remade on the grounds of the League of the South in Columbia. Maybe they can get the mini-golf fiberglass Forrest statute in a scene.

Hopefully, they'll keep it as a silent movie.

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Posted by Zombie Ronald Reagan on 05/08/2013 at 1:14 PM

Re: “Is Jimmy Haslam Billy Carter or Roger Clinton, but With More Money?

The George W. Bush school of truckstop management: “I had five people that reported to me at Pilot Flying J. They’re all smarter than I am and they’re all better at their role than I am..."

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Posted by Zombie Ronald Reagan on 04/25/2013 at 3:34 PM

Re: “Is Jimmy Haslam Billy Carter or Roger Clinton, but With More Money?

More like "The Hills Have Eyes" with a national network of gas stations. Not "name-calling"; more like clever metaphor.

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Posted by Zombie Ronald Reagan on 04/25/2013 at 3:26 PM

Re: “To Spite Georgia, Let's Move the River

Either that, or drain Nickajack Lake; move the shoreline back to the original river bank. In any event, Georgia access to Tennessee River water at Nickajack does not affect either of the significant cities on the Tennessee in Tennessee: Knoxville and Chattanooga. Not much in the way of civilization on the western Tennessee.

The state that needs to be worried: Alabama. Georgia is really wanting to siphon water only a few miles from crossing the state line.

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Posted by Zombie Ronald Reagan on 03/26/2013 at 12:32 PM

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