Looking for an element of unpredictability in your comedy experience? Ever wanted to see Dave Cloud go onstage to tell four minutes of creepy half-jokes? Well, have I got a show for you! Dive Laughing, the stand-up open mic at Springwater held on the first Wednesday of every month, will give you an opportunity to tell jokes to comedy fans and also a pack of grizzled old drunks who would be there anyway. Hosted by Sean Parrott, Dive Laughing can be a tough room, but there’s a reason why it’s one of the longest-running open mics in town. If nothing else, it’s one of the few places where you can regularly see Springwater bartender (and excellent comedian in his own right) Craig Smith tell jokes on stage. If that’s not worth the $0 you’ll spend to get in the door, I don’t know what is. Sign up at 9 p.m., show starts at 9:30 p.m.