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I am a sassafras blast from the past, bustin's out like slow molasses. Snakes in your face like pie winter fun time! Word clock make funny cow and ancient watermelon changeling turns into a boxcar racer! World wide television yes, sir. Change the space station with that fruit pickle your threw at the pig on the wings of the eggplant. Batman ate one! So can Spiderman! Do people still use staple removers anymore? Sad days for panda bears and glue traps with shit stuck to them. Walk around your house with no pants on and eat a whole tray of cookies! Change your name to Fart! Try on one for size and send it back and say "i did not order this hot dog!"


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