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Re: “We Might Be Rednecks, Natalie Grigson Might Be a Dumbass”
You might be a redneck if Si Robertson seems cloned from your family.
I'd swear it....
Re: “Third Man Records to Release Sun Records Reissue Series, Beginning With Rufus Thomas, The Prisonaires and Johnny Cash”
Although I don't listen to old-timey music, this is very cool
Re: “We Might Be Rednecks, Natalie Grigson Might Be a Dumbass”
If you have to avoid a pig after you turn into your drive you might be a redneck.
If your dog sometimes gets stuck halfway under your porch, you might be a redneck.
Annnd...(this really happened to me) if you're sitting on the porch step and a rattlesnake's head suddenly appears between your feet, you might be a redneck.
Re: “We Might Be Rednecks, Natalie Grigson Might Be a Dumbass”
Another little redneck is about to be born in Atlanta. We're waiting for the call and the mad dash south ... fourth grandchild.
My daddy's neck was red till the day he died. He worked in the sun and had the copper tone of the Cherokee. If he'd lived longer, he might have had skin cancer. In my experience, the rednecks are the only ones who know how to do anything useful.
Re: “Who Needs Honesty? Not Middle Tennessee Boy Scouts”
You want to discriminate then give back all the money you take from taxpayers!
Re: “Local Filmmakers' A Measure of the Sin Tonight at Belcourt”
A Measure of the Sin: Prescient of the terrible Cleveland tragedy! The women bonded as a captive family and only one dared to attempt the escape from the childhood fears, to soaring joys and tenderful love! Freedom from the tyrant! The healing begins. Dissimilar stories! ART imitating life again!
"A Measure of the Sin: Every childhood is normal...to the child that lives it. For Meridith that means an enchanted seclusion that is shattered when she is deprived of her mother. Desparate and alone, Meredith must join a household with other women and their children, a sinister man who controls every facet of her existence and a vicious bear that only she can see. As life in this world becomes increasingly strange and frightening, Meredith realizes
that she must flee, even though she fears she has not learned enough to survive on her own." Unashamed original artwork displayed in our faces! Touching childhood fears, soaring joys and unbelievable love with it's tenderful grace,
Re: “Jeni's Splendid Ice Creams to Open Second Nashville Shop in 12South”
If only 12 South wasn't grossly overbuilt for its size already...
Re: “We Might Be Rednecks, Natalie Grigson Might Be a Dumbass”
At least Greenville isn't big enough to rate... but I held my breath, since you know, if Bob Jones Univ isn't a redneck school, nothing is.
So first, relief... and THEN I got upset.... HEY! Where's GREENVILLE?! I don't suffer from bad Bob Jones University radio and their annoying Baptists dressed like freaking Laura Ingalls Wilder to be IGNORED, okay? *fumes*
Someday, we'll get our due and get some national attention, but I guess not yet. (sigh)
Re: “Steeplechase: Come for the Hat Contest, Stay for the Fistfight”
That *is* Natalie Grigson.
Re: “We Might Be Rednecks, Natalie Grigson Might Be a Dumbass”
The whole notion of Redneck was invented by libtard elitists as a way to make fun of people from "Red" states! It's completely outrageous!
Re: “Third Man Records to Release Sun Records Reissue Series, Beginning With Rufus Thomas, The Prisonaires and Johnny Cash”
Jack copied their colors, might as well copy their music.
Rufus!
Re: “We Might Be Rednecks, Natalie Grigson Might Be a Dumbass”
If Natalie could find her orifices with her own two hands, she's know the difference between rednecks and good ole boys/girls. Bless her heart.
Lots of GOB/Gs out here in Fly. Rednecks, not so much.
Re: “We Might Be Rednecks, Natalie Grigson Might Be a Dumbass”
Having lived on both coasts, I can only say that I encountered far more rednecks in California and DC than I ever encounter in Nashville. Media commentators are, for the most part, entirely clueless outside their tiny, insular echo chamber.
Re: “We Might Be Rednecks, Natalie Grigson Might Be a Dumbass”
I believe Randy Newman took care of this issue many years ago http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nGw_vAnqPI
Re: “We Might Be Rednecks, Natalie Grigson Might Be a Dumbass”
That's it. Now, the Nashville Scene has no choice but to declare, "You are so Nashville if...you might be a redneck."
Re: “Steeplechase: Come for the Hat Contest, Stay for the Fistfight”
Proud to say I grew up here and still haven't attended PeopleWaste.
Re: “We Might Be Rednecks, Natalie Grigson Might Be a Dumbass”
Also, her criteria is not one of redneckedness, anyway:
•Percent of population that didn’t complete high school
•Number of gun and ammo stores per capita
•Number of taxidermists per capita
•Number of cowboy boot stores per capita
•Number of country radio stations per capita
•Number of NASCAR race tracks close by
•Number of Walmarts per capita
•Number of riding lawn mower/tractor repair shops per capita
Ah well.
Re: “We Might Be Rednecks, Natalie Grigson Might Be a Dumbass”
"Mark, I think that you're being a little hyperbolic there my friend."
In other news, water is wet. ;)
Re: “We Might Be Rednecks, Natalie Grigson Might Be a Dumbass”
I wouldn't be a redneck in that last situation, xray. I would be the new holder of the land speed record.