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Comment Archives: stories: Music: Nashville Cream

Re: “Caption Contest: Forecastle Ticket Giveaway! [Updated]

"things left after a Redneck divorce" or "you get a line and I'll get a pole meets 99 bottles 'er cans of beer."

1 like, 0 dislikes
Posted by Darrell Battles on 07/09/2015 at 1:55 PM

Re: “Caption Contest: Forecastle Ticket Giveaway! [Updated]

Just another Saturday down on the bayou.

Posted by Kimberly Tromatore on 07/09/2015 at 1:55 PM

Re: “Caption Contest: Forecastle Ticket Giveaway! [Updated]

Mayoral candidate David Fox was located in the parking lot of Seven Oaks Park after being reported missing over the 4th of July weekend.

Posted by reft on 07/09/2015 at 1:48 PM

Re: “Caption Contest: Forecastle Ticket Giveaway! [Updated]

If beer cans were fishes...

Posted by comfy on 07/09/2015 at 1:42 PM

Re: “Caption Contest: Forecastle Ticket Giveaway! [Updated]

The Old Man and the Sea (of sadness)

Posted by jrp on 07/09/2015 at 1:40 PM

Re: “Caption Contest: Forecastle Ticket Giveaway! [Updated]

He may not have caught any fish, but he did catch one hell of a buzz!

Posted by phonic on 07/09/2015 at 1:39 PM

Re: “Caption Contest: Forecastle Ticket Giveaway! [Updated]

There's a fine line between fishing, and drinking beer while playing with your pole.

2 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by Andrew Rocco on 07/09/2015 at 1:37 PM

Re: “Caption Contest: Forecastle Ticket Giveaway! [Updated]

Close only counts in horseshoes and beer canoes.

3 likes, 2 dislikes
Posted by tenneC on 07/09/2015 at 1:23 PM

Re: “Caption Contest: Forecastle Ticket Giveaway! [Updated]

"Yo ho, yo ho, a redneck life for me! "

0 likes, 3 dislikes
Posted by Damnisaidso on 07/09/2015 at 1:08 PM

Re: “Caption Contest: Forecastle Ticket Giveaway! [Updated]

Call the taxidermist, Daddy caught a HUGE buzz!

4 likes, 4 dislikes
Posted by jimmyjam on 07/09/2015 at 12:42 PM

Re: “Reconciled, Reunited Death Grips To Play Marathon Music Works

Noided — thanks for pointing that out. Fashion Week came out between the two halves of The Powers That B. Corrected!

Posted by goose on 07/09/2015 at 12:37 PM

Re: “Reconciled, Reunited Death Grips To Play Marathon Music Works

Fashion Week is not a part of the Powers That B.

Posted by Noided R Us on 07/09/2015 at 1:37 AM

Re: “Nashville Rapper Haystak Arrested for Sexual Assault ... Again

people get your facts right, you are all idiots. she has a video that obviously the cops saw and was enough to charge him so dumb dumbs think about it...... and if he is so innocent why hasn't he turned himself in for a NATIONWIDE WARRENT?????

1 like, 0 dislikes
Posted by BOSS MA on 07/08/2015 at 4:32 PM

Re: “Chris Crofton, Advice King: Should I Become a Comedian?

Great analysis! The truth hurts. You must be black. Don't give up.

10 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by Bluepie on 07/08/2015 at 2:31 PM

Re: “Chris Crofton, Advice King: Should I Become a Comedian?

Holy Crud Muffins, I feel like I just spent a week doing comedy in LA, and it's no place I want to be. Thanks for putting in the hard work out there for all of us. Keep your chin up, the cream always rises to the top.

9 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by G Spot on 07/08/2015 at 2:05 PM

Re: “The Dead Weather Announces Dodge and Burn, First LP in Five Years

Why does Jack look like an extra from The Munsters trying to hold in a fart?

3 likes, 2 dislikes
Posted by Old Fart on 07/08/2015 at 1:52 PM

Re: “Watch Morrissey Cover Lynn Anderson’s ‘(I Never Promised You a) Rose Garden’ at the Ryman

Morrissey's a natural crooning this awesome Lynn Anderson song. Hey, record labels...pick him up and make it a single.

4 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by thebrunettebostongirl on 07/08/2015 at 1:23 PM

Re: “Jack White and Loretta Lynn Honored at Walk of Fame Park Reopening

The set was only 40 minutes long tops and thank Yeezus for that. I tried to be kind, but even the live element doesn’t make her music the slightest bit captivating. All of the riffs are marginal and derivative of better songs and she seemed to try to make up for the lack of catchy melodies in her songs by double harmonizing every other guitar riff. Mostly, it sounded like she was playing half-written songs that never got finished and was trying to pass em off on us.

Midway through the set, we scouted the exits but between the camera crew and the rest of the audience, there was no way out. We’d have to endure this until she was done with her set and the crowd thinned. To make matters worse, the members of the audience themselves weren’t exactly morale boosters either. While the Third Man croonies were all head-nodding along in support, most of the audience looked just as bored as I was. Hell, the dude standing right next to me started watching basketball on his iPhone. I pointed it out to Nick and he delivered this immortal line: “I don’t blame him. I’d rather be watching basketball too. And I don’t even like basketball.”

5 likes, 2 dislikes
Posted by OJean Review on 07/08/2015 at 7:54 AM

Re: “Chris Crofton, Advice King: Should I Become a Comedian?

Dear Funny in Germantown,

Why don't you write an advice column?

No skill necessary.

5 likes, 4 dislikes
Posted by Gashlapper on 07/08/2015 at 7:31 AM

Re: “Chris Crofton, Advice King: Should I Become a Comedian?

phew, glad we were able to get this advice from WORLD-RENOWNED, COMEDY LEGEND chris crofton

jeez

1 like, 5 dislikes
Posted by sarcasm on 07/08/2015 at 5:04 AM

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