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Re: “Caption Contest: Jack White Ticket Giveaway!

Give it a whirl, girl. Be like the squirrel.

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Posted by Coop Cooplowski on 12/16/2014 at 7:57 PM

Re: “Caption Contest: Jack White Ticket Giveaway!

Horse - " what is that!?"
Squirrel- " marching on, Ed - I don't want anyone to notice I started my period."

Posted by Jeremi Morris on 12/16/2014 at 7:55 PM

Re: “Caption Contest: Jack White Ticket Giveaway!

For the last time I don't know what Kemosabe means. I'm a squirrel for Christ sake!

Posted by nikkidarling333 on 12/16/2014 at 7:49 PM

Re: “The Daily Links: D'Angelo, Witness 40, and FSU

yoyo, why do you post links to the "Onion"? That's like linking to Monty Python for stories on parrot health.

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Posted by Why? on 12/16/2014 at 7:43 PM

Re: “Caption Contest: Jack White Ticket Giveaway!

Why be an ordinary squirrel, when you can be an Extraordinary squirrel?

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Posted by mcdonaw on 12/16/2014 at 7:34 PM

Re: “Caption Contest: Jack White Ticket Giveaway!

This photo is as unbelievable as me buying "PRESALE" tickets on Ticketmaster and getting stuck up in section 302!!! We'll be the ones rocking it out like a squirrel in heat riding a handsome horse, right in between the handicap sections at Bridgestone!

Posted by b0bbij0 on 12/16/2014 at 7:27 PM

Re: “Caption Contest: Jack White Ticket Giveaway!

They may have an army of seven nations. But they can not hold us back!

Posted by Jacob Smelcer on 12/16/2014 at 7:24 PM

Re: “Caption Contest: Jack White Ticket Giveaway!

"Alright, I'm ready for my perform- wait, this is a *dog* and pony show? Well, shit."

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Posted by How's it Taste? on 12/16/2014 at 7:13 PM

Re: “Caption Contest: Jack White Ticket Giveaway!

And this is how I Crack MY nuts!

Posted by Maricia Sanchez on 12/16/2014 at 7:12 PM

Re: “Caption Contest: Jack White Ticket Giveaway!

Captain Oats post 2007.

Posted by Dawson McKay on 12/16/2014 at 7:03 PM

Re: “Caption Contest: Jack White Ticket Giveaway!

Yeeehawwww! Quick! I think they just refilled the bird feeder!

Posted by Nanniv on 12/16/2014 at 6:50 PM

Re: “Caption Contest: Jack White Ticket Giveaway!

This squirrel can sing better than Olivia Jean, the laughing stock of Turd Man Stables.

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Posted by OkDokey on 12/16/2014 at 6:45 PM

Re: “Caption Contest: Jack White Ticket Giveaway!

is this a really big squirrel or the tiniest horse in the world?

Posted by twhite on 12/16/2014 at 6:36 PM

Re: “Caption Contest: Jack White Ticket Giveaway!

Gud thang I ain't under yew.. Er Id be "squ-orsed"

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Posted by Edwin D. Caudill III on 12/16/2014 at 6:22 PM

Re: “Caption Contest: Jack White Ticket Giveaway!

With shooting completed for the final season of Parks & Recreation, Lil Sebastian takes work wherever he can find it.

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Posted by itsaninanename on 12/16/2014 at 6:14 PM

Re: “Caption Contest: Jack White Ticket Giveaway!

I feel so silly on this toy horse! Please take me back to Owen Bradley Park for the annual dropping of the Music Row Squirrels on New Years Eve!

Posted by roadiegarth on 12/16/2014 at 6:10 PM

Re: “Caption Contest: Jack White Ticket Giveaway!

Just squirrelin' around!

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Posted by Betty Hundley on 12/16/2014 at 6:08 PM

Re: “Caption Contest: Jack White Ticket Giveaway!

Jack's second visit on American Pickers didn't go so well...

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Posted by itsaninanename on 12/16/2014 at 6:05 PM

Re: “Caption Contest: Jack White Ticket Giveaway!

Bullwinkle knew that one day Rocky would return for his revenge. He just didn't know it would be this soon.

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Posted by Chris Deckard on 12/16/2014 at 6:04 PM

Re: “Caption Contest: Jack White Ticket Giveaway!

Squirrel: C'mon man it'll only take a second, Loretta will love it.
Horse: No! You make me do this shit every time Jacks tickets are released I'm done man no more.
Squirrel: I'm nuts for jack, please if you do this we can go to your favourite restaurant on Friday
Horse: ugh fine jump on, you ass

Posted by Daniel Seaton on 12/16/2014 at 6:02 PM

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