Damn it, why didn’t we think of this? As you may have guessed, we’re real big on civic pride around here at Scene HQ. We also love parties, so you’d think we would have thought of a tribute to our favorite area code before now. Shit, we’re thinking that every June 15 from here on out should be a hometown holiday. Hell, after last week’s tourist invasion, why shouldn’t we celebrate the folks who had to put up with all of the left-hand turns from the right-hand lane? 6-15 is our day, and we should revel in it. Who’s got Karl Dean’s number? Somebody get him on the horn and make this official. Also, have him give everybody the day off. He can do that, right?