2011 You Are So Nashville If... 

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You have a pile of broken tree limbs sitting at your curb. —Nancy Vesely

You're OK with the local pastor who killed someone but oppose a new mosque being built because, "Everybody knows they are trying to kill us." Meredith Hunter

You'd have been on the case years ago if you'd known a little poo would stop Kings of Leon. —Meredith Hunter

You assume that the real reason that the Dove Awards have left Nashville for Atlanta is primarily due to the superior quality of Atlanta's strip clubs. —Adam Dread

You write a feature article for a local magazine outlining how you are no longer an attention-seeking egomaniac. —Cindy

You loudly oppose the selling of WRVU, but never listen to it. —Barry McKochiner

Metro Council members in high-def scare you! Michele Totty

You know there are two acceptable spellings of Hub Cap Aanie (Annie). —Brent High

You had to take out a second mortgage to pay for snow-day child care. —Brent High

You unwittingly helped WPLN buy WRVU. —KC Haugh

You know what a non-non-non discrimination policy is! jennifer hobdy

You heard about Anthony Weiner and thought, "Bill Boner should give that boy a call." bill smith

You think Nashville is a drinking town with a music problem. —Matt

You are currently preparing for the Third Annual Last Tennessee State Fair at the Fairgrounds. —Ward Cullum

You've ever been fired by an overweight resident of Houston. —Ben Morton

You live in a 100-unit condo building with two other residents. —Ben Morton

You're praying for a Tracy Morgan-John Rich tour. —Jay Phelps

You're being investigated for insider trading because you sold your Adele tickets before she cancelled her tour. —Daniel Spartan Smith

You still wonder who is Lisa Howe's baby daddy. —Alex Perez

You've wondered if there was a third man involved in Jack White and Karen Elson's divorce. —Wando Weaver

Your way isn't the LifeWay. —Wando Weaver

You treat Stacey Campfield very gingerly. —Wando Weaver

You have three car dealerships, but only one shirt. —Kathy Boone

You waited for 45 minutes behind the curtain at Patterson House wondering why you didn't opt to get held up at Holland House. —Henry Pile

You've come to the realization that the only Chevy four-door that Young Buck is going to hop in is a Metro Impala. —Wando Weaver

You're considering moving to Texas because their politicians seem more reasonable. —Meredith Hunter

You were pissed when you found out Betsy Phillips just made up all those ghost stories. —Meredith Hunter

Your thumb was the weak link of an NFL team. —Meredith Hunter

And only if, you live in Davidson County. —Anonymous

You say, "Takei." Zack Bennett

Jeff Fisher never trusted you either. —Meredith Hunter

You think Tracy Morgan could be in the legislature. —Ken Lass

You're proud Ann Patchett's from here though you haven't read her books. —Ken Lass

You paid your Belle Meade Country Club dues with a Groupon. —Randy Smith

Traveling 2,000 miles to see Shania in Vegas makes you wonder how far you have to go to see the Dixie Chicks. —Bill Hench

You still think Mai is another restaurant owned by Arnold Myint. —Justin Billingsley

You'd feel safer living by a mosque than next to the LifeWay headquarters. —Alex Perez

You are happy to know that at least Kramer will not be performing at The Ryman anytime soon. —Alex Perez

Your Grandpa used to brag about things he did with Granny White! randy smith

Sean Maloney has owed you a petty sum of money for over a year. —Mark W

You believe a man with missing teeth will fix your state's meth problem with a theme park in Spring Hill. —Roy Moore

You just signed up for a writer's round at the Church of Scientology. —Rachel Barnhard

You prayed the Rapture would happen as announced so the checkout lines at Frugal McDougal's would be shorter. —Roy Moore

You see the irony in your missing Ronnie Steine sign. —David Findley

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