Tuesday, April 1, 2014

Private Lives of Nashville Wives Recap: ‘To Tell The Truth’

Posted By on Tue, Apr 1, 2014 at 8:30 AM

Instead of watching this show, you could garden.
  • Instead of watching this show, you could garden.
Well, only two more episodes left. A fortnight. Two weeks. Two more hours of show plus about two more hours of recapping. (Formatting takes a lot of time.) Four hours! Four more hours of my life. Plus however much time of yours is spent watching and reading (and laughing and drinking and crying.)

BETTER THINGS THAT TAKE FOUR HOURS

* clean
* shop
* drive
* watch two movies
* call all of your family
* volunteer
* yardwork
* watch ice harden

Anyway here is the show:

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Sarah goes to the giant closet of “The Queen of Bling” to borrow trash clothes to wear at a show in Chicago. She tries on a jacket supposedly worn by Reba.

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The grown adult women in their 20s and 30s and 40s and 50s go to a “truth or dare” party for hot drama and such.

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Erika doesn't want to talk about her sex life during the children's game that is being filmed for television, so everyone is being mean to her.

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Using the magic of television (budgets), struggling entertainer Sarah rents a tour bus to take her band to Chicago. I know they are pricey because you have to request a quote.

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Uh, then shit got real weird and tense about adoption and two of the women are adopted and one of the women adopted a baby herself and then the word "Kenya" gets thrown in there. Backing away.

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Meanwhile, the men go fishing and make masturbation puns.

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"So, have you been holding it together?" Jenny asks of newly-divorced Sarah.

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Sarah performs and I read a How I Met Your Mother finale recap.

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I didn't really watch How I Met Your Mother; maybe ten episodes total. Anyway, Barney and Robin got married and divorced and then Ted loves Robin, really, and the kids say it's okay for him to date her. Because the mother is DEAD.

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Anyway on Private Lives some other stuff happens (penthouse party, sassy Erika, pizza) and then the episode is over.

HAVE A GREAT TUESDAY!!!

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