- Ashley Gillum Photography
Taking a break from a busy schedule of screwing his legal staff and passively murdering his former father-in-law, Mayor Teddy Conrad — aka Nashville
's Eric Close — found time Monday night at The Belcourt to present this gentleman with FilmNashville's annual Nashy Award
for contributions to the city's film and television industry.
In a related story, the meeting of these two figures caused the immediate detonation of every atom of matter in the universe. The end.