1. You still think Davis Market is the center of the universe.
2. You listed Hastings and Cats Music as a source of income on your taxes sophomore year.
3. You continue to rationalize your decision to eat gas station chicken for four (well, five) years.
Nice to know some things haven't changed around campus, since we're such old-timers our items would practically arrive in hieroglyphics: "You got your beer kicked out of your hand at KO Jams by Jason Ringenberg the night it closed! Your band got paid in steam-table trade at Jabb's!" Feel free to add your own below, however.