Friday, March 30, 2012

Drinking Game of Thrones

Posted By on Fri, Mar 30, 2012 at 9:53 AM

Winter is coming.
  • "Winter is coming."
GAME OF THRONES! Oh man, guys, it’s back on Sunday, are you going to watch? You’d better, it’s great. Second Season! War! Sex! Dragons! Wolves! Handsome men! Beautiful women! Intrigue! The Wall! If you can’t tell, I’m excited, and I hope you are too. If you’re not as 100 percent stoked as you should be, you can always enhance your enjoyment the way countless generations have before us — by drinking questionable amounts of alcohol. Need some ideas? Well, drink whenever …

* Pick the hottest person (Jon Snow for me) and drink whenever they are onscreen

* Tyrion drinks (oops, you are already drunk!)

* You want to give Tyrion a high-five (oops, you are in the hospital!)

* Joffrey deserves a punch to the face (oops, you are now dead of alcohol poisoning!)

* Cersei makes a questionable decision

* A Lannister pays his debt

* All the Greyjoys start showing up

* Your cousin texts you to ask where Boromir is

* “Winter is coming.”

* You remember Daenerys is only like 14 years old in the books

* You refer to Littlefinger as Mayor Carcetti

* You have check Wikipedia for a refresher on the Baratheon family tree

* You see a DRAGON

* You see a DIREWOLF

* Arya makes you reassess how badass you think you are

* Hodor says “Hodor”

* You wonder if George R. R. Martin will actually, you know, live long enough to finish the series

Guys. It’s gonna be so much fun. Drink responsibly!

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