"It's all new material that wasn't on my old Comedy Central special or my last tour Dangerously Delicious," Ansari says of this cross-country jaunt. I'll assume this also includes material he didn't get the chance to use in the "Otis" video. (Am I the only one who hopes he'll someday name a tour Spreading the Aziz and tell lots of Anthrax jokes? I am? OK.) I'm not exactly what you'd call super up-to-date on the contemporary crop of stand-up comedians per se, but his description of noodles as "long-ass rice" scored a lot of points in my book.