

If it is possible to have a food hangover, that is definitely what I’m experiencing this morning. Mr. Eats and I celebrated our anniversary last night at Iron Fork. It may seem odd, but it’s such a fun event that it makes perfect sense for us. We do love food. Lots of food. Plus, the proceeds from the event benefit Second Harvest Food Bank, a wonderful and worthy organization. This year, the event was held at Marathon Music Works, which I think is now my favorite of all the venues. It was much easier to see the chefs at work, and there was a good amount of room to get to the vendors’ tables.
And two very large and well-staffed bars, which is, of course, very important.
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The 2012 edition of Iron Fork — Nashville's best culinary showcase/showdown — is just days away, and if you don't have a ticket already, here's the chance for you (and a friend) to go for free, courtesy of Bites.
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Occasionally another dude crashes the party, and his attendance is always welcome since he tells us stories about the stars that cannot be repeated in this space. But the core group of four of us are serious about our task of finding the best fish and chips in town. However, we're not serious about much else, so the lunch conversation is always lively.
So here are the results of rounds 1 to 3:
Dan McGuinness Pub
1538 Demonbreun St.
(615) 252-1991

The tartar sauce was deemed to be a little bit sweet and lacking in the pickle relish department. There was a random sprinkling of parsley all over the dish, so maybe it missed the tartar sauce bowl during prep. Overall, the Luncheros considered Dan McGuinness a strong offering, especially for the price on Thursdays. Taking the price into account, we gave it an average score of 4.125 fillets out of a possible 5.
Cut thin and properly cooked, they're great plain, as served to a lunch group recently at Fleet Street, a reminder of how good potato chips can be. Maybe a bit of seasoning — the truffled potato chips at Cha Chah are just the thing with a cocktail. And they're also great jazzed up, as served to a dinner crowd at Yolos. Dolloped with with sour cream and sprinkled with bacon, green onions and blue cheese, these chips rose to the level of appetizer rather than snack.
Homemade potato chips are so innately good that it's hard to pinpoint the best in town. But let's try — where have you had some incredible homemade chips?
Locally, Chef Tyler Brown of the Capitol Grille was asked to challenge Chef David Bull of Second Bar + Kitchen in Austin, Texas. Brown's Country Fried Steak and Uncle Ellis Cornmeal Gravy (pictured right) are competing against Bull's Chicken Fried Steak and Red Eye Gravy. But really, where's the competition in that? Tyler's steak and his sous chef Cole Ellis' family recipe for white gravy — versus some Texan trying to pour old coffee on a rib-eye? Pshaw.
Plus, Chef Bull's version takes more than twice as long to prepare. You could have made Tyler's dish, eaten it, done the dishes and be a quarter of the way through watching the Texas Longhorns lose another college football game by the time that Texas shoe leather was ready to gnaw.
So if you want to see the winning recipe (IMHO), visit the Southern Living website here for the steak and here for Cole's gravy recipe. If you must attempt to compare Chef Bull's his valiant effort is here.

Recently, one of our ringleaders expressed a craving for some good fish and chips. That started quite a debate as to whether such a thing actually exists in our fair burg and where we should go in our attempt to find some. Each of us had our own opinion, so we agreed to add a regular fish and chip trial to our lunch rotation. The initial recommendations are McNamara's, Batter'd and Fried, Dan McGuinness, Fleet Street and Whiskey Kitchen.
Of course, not only can we not agree on who has the best fish and chips in town, we also can't even agree on the criteria to judge them by. Do they have to be authentically British? Should hot fish be considered? With or without malt vinegar?

The answer is "the restaurant industry." That's one of the important points of Tomatoland, an informative and somewhat distressing book on industrial tomato production that Bites reported on this summer.
The sub-optimal tomatoes grown in unsustainable ways detailed in the book are knee-jerk year-round additions to burgers and sandwiches, on salad bars, and as garnishes. While tomatoes are integral to some foods (like tabouli), in others, the tomato is there as a spot of red and a touch of sweet-tart.
I asked some local chefs to reimagine winter alternatives to the out-of-season tomato for garnishes sandwiches, burgers and salads.
Martha Stamps of marthastampscatering.com: "I stopped serving 'fresh' tomatoes out of season when I was at The Corner Market. Any tender veggies, like cucumber, squash, avocado, jicama, radishes — are good. Also pickles — okra, peppers, beets, turnips. Lastly, fruit (tomatoes are one, you know!) — sliced mango, pineapple, under-ripe papaya, apples, pears.
Laura WIlson of Nashville Farmers' Market Grow Local Kitchen, formerly of Ombi and The Turnip Truck: "I used to put up a tomato conserve in the fall with bumper crop tomatoes and serve them on Ombi burgers in the winter."
And Brandon Frohne, formerly chef and urban gardener at Park Manor, now packed off to Atlanta and working at West Egg worked up a cherry-infused black raspberry ketchup for burgers.
Pickled vegetables, relishes, tangy fruit, cranberry ketchup. Seriously, who needs "fresh" tomatoes this time of year?
We've had this discussion before — in this part of the South, cornbread is hot, salty and greasy.
I've defended that principle for years, but last week, a cold, sweet, fluffy muffin was just the thing at B&C Market BBQ inside the Nashville Farmers' Market house.
Lunch was B&C beef brisket, cut into both thin and thick slices. Each slice had crusty bark outside and a smoke ring inside. Long past the lunch rush, the beef was still admirably moist, which isn't always the case with brisket, even when it's fresh off the fire.

Bites frequenters Erin of Erins Food Files and Vivek Surti of Vivek's Epicurean Adventures are both entering as competitors. (Erin's got a secret ingredient.) Vegetarian restaurant The Wild Cow is a competitor, too.
Judging is by popular vote — your paid entry fee buys you five voting chits. Spread your votes around or be strategic and just chuck them into your buddy's tin.
Vietti Chili, our homegrown, longtime local chili, is a sponsor — nice to see them in that role. Ole Smoky Tennessee Whiskey, the first legal moonshine distiller int he state, is also sponsoring. They'll be serving shots of their Apple Pie moonshine in the beer garden, with Yazoo providing the beer.
Brother Z's Wangs will be serving wings and hot dogs, and Maggie Moo's mobile slab will sell ice cream. And for something completely different, The Breakfast Truck will be peddling its fare.
First, Mott said he was itching for a "toffee smack-down" pitting the Nashville area's top toffee-makers against each other to determine sweet, salty supremacy. Second — implying that he felt pretty good about Walker Creek's chances should such a buttery, crunchy battle royale materialize — he said, indicating the aforementioned 8-ounce slab with a subtle nod of his head, "I think it's the best in the world."
We don't hear the phrase "best in the world" thrown around too often — at least not in the confections department — but not wanting to let that kind of assertion go uneaten, I gathered up the Scene staff and asked them to taste-test Mott's claim. Here are some of the notes I was able to write down between breaking off more pieces for myself: