The best video I have watched all day is this dramatic reading of Gwyneth Paltrow's culinary tome My Father's Daughter. Is every cook book this amazing and literary? The lighting! The outrageous accent! You may catch a reference to a "strict macrobiotic" phase of GOOP's dietary life, which, as we all know, ended in chicken-fried glory right here in Nashville. During the filming of Country Strong (née Love Don't Let Me Down). Which is the movie that led to the $900,000 record deal. Which made me briefly consider the possibility that "the Mayans" were correct about the world ending in 2012. Anyway, I suddenly feel the urge to eat some miso soup. Happy weekend!