Luckily, the staff at Cabana is more than willing to let their pork flag fly, and they wave it proudly on Tuesday as part of their new "Beer and Bacon" menu. You should click on the image over there on the right for the full view, but highlights include a Benton's Bacon Manhattan that may well have been cribbed from the Patterson House's menu, but (according to Google Maps) does save me 1.2 miles of staggering home. And that's as the crow flies. Actual walking distance may vary.
If you prefer spicy or sweet, give the Bacon Bloody Mary or the Bacon Chocolate Martini a try. The menu is only available on Tuesdays from 4 to 10 p.m., so plan your calendar accordingly. Just remember to leave Wilbur at home.