Seriously, though, I need some appetizer and/or dessert suggestions, preferably ones that don't involve powdered soup mix or condensed soup, or basically anything powdered or condensed, whether it's soup or not. I'm going grocery shopping tonight, so that gives me two whole days for brining/curing/procrastinating. And I'm working on a budget, so nothing that involves importing endangered animals and/or rare flora. Hypothetically, there will be a bunch of folks with the self-imposed dietary restrictions that these hipster kids just love so much, but screw them and their PETA brochures — it's Thanksgiving, act like a damn American, dammit! And um, yeah, any suggestions you've got would be greatly appreciated, especially if they come in before Bieber Fever leaves permanent damage and I end up making Lindsay Robertson's Southern Casserole.
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