
Sadly, I scored only 7 out of 11. I bet other Bitesters can do better. But first, a pep rally. Repeat "Peter Piper picked a peck of pink peppercorns" 10 times fast.
(Tip of the hat to my colleague Steve Haruch, who scored 6. Not bad for a music guy.)
We first encountered Gitano Herrera and his awesome Buenos Aires Grill at the Woodbine Farmers' Market, where he'll be this afternoon (and most Tuesdays through next month) from 4 to 7 p.m. We haven't tried his eggplant sandwich, but we've found it hard to resist his choripan — a stout little sandwich of grilled sausage, homemade chimichurri and slivered tomato on a soft, fresh roll. The sweetly spicy sausage gets a light crust on his small but evidently powerful grill, and the chimichurri intensifies its flavor without overpowering the whole.
Better still is Gitano's panqueque, a thin crepe onto which he squeezes a thick reddish-brown ribbon of homemade dulce de leche — a substance one onlooker aptly described as "caramel on steroids." Imagine a pastry filled with the texture of custard but the taste and intermittent crunch of creme brulée crust. Small wonder folks were lining up for these as Gitano was trying to pack up last weekend.

Timing your endorsement picks and your career arc seems like it would be really tricky. Between aligning your brand with the right product, owing people favors and needing cash, a lot can go wrong.
Jezebel.com rounded up 10 of the strangest, unlikeliest celebrity products it could locate.
Be sure to enjoy the soul-shredding stupidity of the 1984 Mr. T Cereal TV commercial, and wonder what instructions were given to the creative team.

Events include: grape stomping, and all-you-can-drink wine garden (with $15 glass purchase), bocce tourney, arts and crafts sale, Italian food and gelato, a kids' zone with inflatable bouncy things, Tea for Two with Mother Goose, a Gospel High Tea, fun gastronomic competitions and music on all three days.
Benton makes a mean country ham at his Madisonville, Tenn., smokehouse, but it's his bacon that gets the most notice. Restaurants in Nashville and New York treasure his frilly strips of genius. Benton's Bacon even played a prominent role in an episode of HBO's New Orleans-set drama, Treme.
My favorite Benton's Bacon story is something I heard from a female server at a local restaurant that fries up pounds and pounds of the popular bacon every day — and where the delightful smoky smell anoints everyone who works there. She said that if they happen to stop in a bar after work, the bacon aroma is a powerful pheromone for attracting the attention of men. Who needs perfume when there's bacon in the air?
Shiva says Mo has been working for about six months to create a homemade veggie burger with zucchini, squash, lentils, garlic and Persian spices. (The Karimys are from Iran originally.) The burger is vegetarian, not vegan, because he uses a little organic milk to bind the vegetables into patty form.
For vegans, they are introducing their own version of falafel (the popular Middle Eastern snack that is something like a chickpea croquette), which Shiva says are made from scratch in the traditional way.

There are several reasons why they chose Nashville, not the least being that they are seeking to re-establish their brand in town after their recent purchase of locally-owned fast food poultry joint Mrs. Winner's. I was lucky enough to get to sample some of the new spicier chicken with Kirk Waisner, who holds the title of (I swear I'm not making this up) Chief Chicken Officer of the corporation.
And Kirk knows his spicy chicken, since he held a similar position at Popeye's prior to making the jump over to Church's. A graduate of the prestigious Culinary Institute of America, Kirk has over 20 years of experience in the food business and has been a big fan of Nashville's version of hot chicken for a long time. He knew going in that there was no way to reproduce the fire of Prince's or Bolton's in a way that would be appropriate for fast food diners.

This weekend Miel is holding a drop-in tasting from 1-4 p.m. Sunday, Aug. 29. They invite you to "Drink Pink" for Susan G. Komen for the Cure of Greater Nashville. Just $35 gets you samples of five rosé wines plus nibbles, and $10 of your admission will go to cancer research.
I can't think of a better patio to sip some wine and help out this great cause. Call 298-3663 for reservations.
Miel, the wonderful French-Mediterranean inspired bistro, is at 343 53rd Ave. N., just off Charlotte in Sylvan Park.