Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Tiny Tangerine is Serious Citrus

Posted by Dana Kopp Franklin on Wed, May 19, 2010 at 9:38 AM

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Recently, I found myself drawn to a pyramid of honey tangerines at Whole Foods. Why? It wasn't just the funky, fictitious logo that the store has begun to apply to produce display boxes (see right).

No, what really fascinated me was the variation in size amongst the tangerines. I'm used to the traditional corporate food industry imperative to cultivate fruit in uniform sizes, shapes and colors. While the color of these citrus orbs was a consistently deep, passionate orange, the sizes were wildly diverse.

The worlds tiniest tangerine shown in comparison to my husbands Hank Aaron baseball. I have cheated only slightly using perspective.
  • The world's tiniest tangerine shown in comparison to my husband's Hank Aaron baseball. I have cheated only slightly using perspective.
Then I spotted it: the little gem that I decided to call "the world's tiniest tangerine." Oh, sure, I haven't gotten Guinness to verify it as a global record, but to me it was a marble-sized marvel worthy of being memorialized for posterity. (Well, I took a picture of it, and I'm now posting that photo on a handy strand of the world wide webs.)

Finally, you may ask, how did the word's tiniest tangerine taste? I cannot say. It was so small, I lost it.

I was hoping to take it for a snack at work. It may be somewhere deep in a crevice of a coat pocket, or tucked in a corner of a currently unused purse. Web research indicates honey tangerines last only a few days outside the refrigerator.

We'll see what turns up some day: the world's tiniest dessicated tangerine, or some furry, moldy little globe now beyond our imagining.

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Oh my gosh. Is this what awaits in the new world of nonstandard, organic fruit? So small we lose them in our purses?

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Posted by Nicki P Wood on 05/19/2010 at 10:04 PM
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