Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Great Scones at Fiddlecakes Make Bad Jokes

Posted by Carrington Fox on Wed, Apr 21, 2010 at 9:45 AM

The pastry case at Fiddlecakes (photo by Eric England).
  • The pastry case at Fiddlecakes (photo by Eric England).
What do you call a cake that goes real fast?

Scone.

It's a joke that requires telling in person, see, because when you tell it you make a racecar sound — as in, "That cake was going so fast it's gone now. Vroooooom!" And you slur the words "it's gone" so they sound like "scone." Of course, the joke also really only works when British people tell it, because they pronounce scone with more of a short "o" sound.

OK, so the joke's lame. But the scone at Fiddlecakes, the vegan- and celiac-friendly bakery featured in this current dining review, is out-of-this-world delicious. Zoooooom!

Made from owner Lindsay Beckner's grandmother's recipe (hint: the butter has to be real cold), the pastry straddles the line between sandy and moist, evaporating in a mysterious vapor of sweet butter. Poooooof!

On my visit, the scone was about the size of a kite and laden with brie, figs and apricots. It was supposed to be my dessert, after a panini with ham and blueberry mustard, but I couldn't wait. I took one tiny sneak of a pinch. Then another. Then another. Then....

Scone. 'S gone. Vroooooom!

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I believe the Brits' pronunciation of scone rhymes with "prawn"

Just had a gluten free cookie from Fiddlecakes and it was very good.

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Posted by DM on 04/21/2010 at 11:37 AM

Everybody must get scones.

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Posted by mr. pink on 04/22/2010 at 8:35 AM

We pronounce it as in 'gone' - certainly not as in 'prawn' or 'own'!!!!!

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Posted by Mr.Binky on 11/17/2010 at 9:02 AM
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