It wasn't until I was researching Denny's annual post-Super Bowl Free Grand Slam Breakfast Offer on Feb. 9 that I realized that according to their website the closest Denny's is now in Jackson, Tenn. Is it possible that they've all closed down? If one is still open around town, let your desperately hungry friends know in the comments.
I guess Bowling Green, Ky., is technically closer than Jackson, but I imagine it's against some federal law to cross state lines to commit crimes of nature against your own digestive system. True story ... on a college road trip to Disneyland in a Suburban full of slackers, we somehow managed to each consume three Grand Slams apiece in a 24 hour period. I guess I've never really fully recovered from that one.