Tuesday, December 8, 2009

LolMart Is So Much More Than a Grocery Store

Posted by on Tue, Dec 8, 2009 at 7:31 AM

click to enlarge bride_at_walmart.png

Peopleofwalmart.com is a stroll down the aisles of the big box store that is America, apparently a nation of mullets, butt cheeks and inappropriate T-shirts.

The site's founders explain their position in the "Walmart -- good or evil?" debate: "We personally have nothing against Walmart. We, along with most of America, shop at Walmart for nearly everything we need. This site is simply a satirical social commentary of the extraordinary sights found at America's favorite store. Walmart is Americana, baby, Enjoy!"

The captions are icing on the cake, and so are the comments. More photos after the jump.

click to enlarge Floss on aisle 7!
  • Floss on aisle 7!

click to enlarge You plan on stuffing someone into a woodchipper there, Fargo?
  • You plan on stuffing someone into a woodchipper there, Fargo?

click to enlarge It's only fitting a gem like this is spotted in the crafts aisle.
  • It's only fitting a gem like this is spotted in the crafts aisle.

By the way, we appreciate that the site's creators urge contributors not to be too mean-spirited. "There is no reason to send us pictures of people that are seriously and unfortunately handicapped so don't be an asshole," they say on the site. "We are trying to have some fun here and there is a difference between someone who is mentally challenged and a person who has a fu Manchu and is still rocking MC Hammer pants."

(Looks like the site could ease up a bit on the mockery of obese people, though.)

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