Friday, November 20, 2009
Free Bites Win Free Tickets to the Guy Fieri Roadshow
Posted by Jim Ridley on Fri, Nov 20, 2009 at 3:47 PM
UPDATE: We have a winner of the much-desired tickets to Guy Fieri's extravaganza at TPAC. Nicole Masullo triumphs for "This is what happens when you Kross Guy's Krew." Honorable mention goes to Enigmawrap for "I'm vegan before 6." (That one earned no prize other than a hearty guffaw from Mr. Pink.) Thanks for playing!
Hey kids! Want to score two free tickets to the Ben-Hur of live cooking shows, the Guy Fieri Roadshow coming 8 p.m. Sunday, Nov. 22 to TPAC's Jackson Hall? The highlights include bottle-flipping by Australia-based flair bartender Hayden "Woody" Wood and appearances by local chef Tully Wilson of Tully's Bistro in Hartsville and rising Food Network star Anne Burrell (Secrets of a Restaurant Chef), along with all the red-hot chef-on-chef cooking action you can take without TiVo. And of course there's the host: the Guy with the frostbite hair, the man who knows no fear when it comes to portion sizes.
There's just one little thing you have to do: Enter our Bites caption contest. Simply take a look at the image we've provided after the jump--no, it's not a photo of Guy Fieri--and post your best photo cutline below. Contest closes 10 a.m. Friday. Make sure we have your contact info so we can reach the winner shortly thereafter.
On your mark...get set...go!
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A scene from Food Network's "Behind the Food" series, 2011.
"Guy Fieri's career (and face) took a turn for the worse after he declared Bar-B-Cutie the 'best barbeque in Nashville'. These days he is mostly seen eating gas station sandwiches and drinking in local diners, drive-ins and dives"
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Fried bolgana and cheese sandwich $3.95
Big draft PBR on happy hour $2.75
Cut off hoody from Goodwill $4.95
Industrial size Breath Right Nasal Strip so you won't keep the old lady awake with your drunken snoring PRICELESS
You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it. It was you, Charley.
Nobody... I mean NOBODY... comes into OUR house and pushes us around!!!!! Especially when a sandwich is THIS good!
"Where the hell is my Au Jus? and if you touch my beer again, I will kick your ass! “
What he isn't saying is that earlier in the day, Paula Dean punched him in the nose for being "fresh". Apparently, he didn't like her "red gravy"!
Even though it was just food from Which-Which, Jim realizes that his prison habits may seen strange to people on "the outside".
My entries are:
"It took a 30- minute ass-whoopin' to pry this sammy out of Rachel's hands"
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"I am the ACE of the SEMI-HOMEMADE, 30- MINUTE THROWDOWN DINNER IMPOSSIBLE CHALLENGE."
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"Paula, I SAID- no mayo. Geez!"
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Can I get extra sympathy points since my husband is now unemployed and was going to take me to this show for our anniversary...which clearly cannot happen now....?
"Ladies and gentlemen ...former heavyweight champion of the world.......HASHISH CLAY"
Guy Fieri retreated to his comfort foods after being brutally destroyed in one of Bobby Flay's Throwdowns. The thing they never show on TV is Bobby actually takes a shot at his competitors. Think of all the grandmas and sweet ladies Bobby has beat up on. Lawsuit anyone?
No... wire... hangers. What's wire hangers doing in this closet when I told you: no wire hangers EVER? I work and work 'till I'm half-dead, and I hear people saying, "She's getting old." And what do I get? A daughter... who cares as much about the beautiful dresses I give her... as she cares about me. What's wire hangers doing in this closet? Answer me. I buy you beautiful dresses, and you treat them like they were some dishrag. You do. Three hundred dollar dress on a wire hanger. We'll see how many you've got if they're hidden somewhere. We'll see... we'll see. Get out of that bed. All of this is coming out. Out. Out. Out. Out. Out. Out. You've got any more? We're gonna see how many wire hangers you've got in your closet. Wire hangers, why? Why? Christina, get out of that bed. Get out of that bed. You live in the most beautiful house in Brentwood and you don't care if your clothes are stretched out from wire hangers. And your room looks like some two-dollar-a-week furnished room in some two-bit back street town in Okalahoma. Get up. Get up. Clean up this mess.
