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Monday, October 5, 2009

Drinks Pissed Off

Posted by Nicki Wood on Mon, Oct 5, 2009 at 11:09 AM

I would like to share some advice. On the day you're supposed to pee in a cup, don't go running that morning and get dehydrated. And don't decide on that very day to cut back on coffee and have only one little cup of espresso.

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And when the chump-ass rookie pee-in-the-cup tech tells you to drink "no more than eight glasses" of water from this fountain to prime the waterworks, he actually means "drink eight glasses." Not four. It's not enough. I hope that helps. Oh, and take a magazine.

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it's bettr to be pissed off then pissed on
unless. your just a SHIT

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Posted by Anonymous on 10/05/2009 at 11:53 AM

Where once again Ms Woods heps us to the fact that she be dumb.
Why are you bragging about this?
And when one references a third party using a derogatory term, the reason for the urinalysis just might be pretty important. Career ending pee??? Or is it terminal?

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Posted by logic - tech on 10/05/2009 at 7:10 PM

There's no "s" on the end of my last name.

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Posted by Nicki Wood on 10/05/2009 at 9:40 PM

Spellcheck must be down at the asylum.

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Posted by Chris Chamberlain on 10/06/2009 at 9:21 AM
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