Carrington told me that if I lasted for 100 posts, she'd let me swear without having to use grawlixes. But I decided not to. Yet. Just to keep her on her toes.
Instead, I'll take advantage of the opportunity to tell the worst food joke I've heard all year:
"I went to Pizza Hut with Garry Kasparov. It took him two hours to pass me the salt."
You gotta admit that's pretty fu@#in' funny.