Thanks to UrbanDictionary.com for forwarding this recent Word of the Day:
Food Douche: A person that thinks they know the best place to get any one specific item of food and that the places you know all suck.
Jason: I love this turkey sandwich
Joey: This sandwich sucks, I know a place with the best turkey sandwich I have ever had
Jason: You are such a Food Douche
Definitely a concept in need of a word. And, without naming names I think we could all come up with a few stand-ins for Jason and Joey in the above exchange. But really, douche? That word is about as passé as tomato foam. I think we could come up with a better, smarter word.