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Monday, June 29, 2009

Bite Your Tongue Goody Balls, Hole Munchers, Bisticles: New Hardee's Ad Lowballs Its Demographic Again

Posted by Tracy Moore on Mon, Jun 29, 2009 at 11:17 AM

I wish I were making this stuff up folks: First, Carl's Jr. wanted you to conflate a milkshake with a little handjob action. Then Burger King wanted you to deep throat a seven-inch burger. Now Hardee's is dangling a sweet pair of biscuit balls right onto your face, and would like very much if you would munch on them. Hey, they're drizzled in a money shot of white icing!

The ad above asks would-be customers to "name their holes." I, for one, think it's great when commercials bring us all together. Just as everyone can have a Coke and a smile, now we can all embrace our stunted 22-year-old inner douche together, as a community, in service of the one thing we all agree on: Only fratty, 20-something brohammers eat fast food, but everybody wants to be in on the hazing party. So thanks, Hardee's, for allowing the rest of us to lick your balls, too.

[Via Jezebel.]

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Do't forget the Quiznos ads for the "Toasty Torpedo" where the oven is begging the sandwich maker to "put it in me." Uh, yeah.

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Posted by Kris W. on 06/29/2009 at 12:21 PM

stunted 22-year-old inner douche
'bout time I get name checked in one of these.

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Posted by TobintheGnome on 06/29/2009 at 1:22 PM

clearly they are aiming for "bathroom"/bodily function humor rather than sex appeal. Any guesses on their target demographic?

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Posted by Jake on 06/29/2009 at 5:18 PM
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