Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Fun and Games Hey Kids! Welcome to the Beef By-product Dollhouse!
Posted by Jim Ridley on Wed, Apr 1, 2009 at 6:07 AM
OK, it's official: Bacon and cold-cut fetishism has now gone too far:
Hot Dog Hideaway™
Build-It-Yourself Meat House Kit
What child doesn't imagine a house made of meat during the holidays? Our bestselling Hot Dog Hideaway kit comes with enough cured deli slices and kosher dogs (Over 10 pounds!) to make a veritable McMansion of meat! Just follow the included blueprints and use the pate spackle to join it together and smooth over the rough edges. Not only will you get the complete Hot Dog Hideaway, but also a set of meat landscaping materials to make pimento loaf trees and meatball bushes.
Note: This kit will only remain edible for three weeks without refrigeration.
Meat House Kit
item 118943
$79.95 ea.
Hat tip: ElZorro, the gay blade.
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