Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Cheepos? No Way. Only the Finest Junk Food for Me

Posted by on Tue, Mar 10, 2009 at 1:01 PM

click to enlarge Cheese that goes "crunch."
  • Cheese that goes "crunch."

The "storebrand" versus "name brand" battle continues to rage in cyberspace, only this time, someone has trod on territory near my heart.

Cheetos. Some ignorant jerk claims that store-brand cheese puffs are as good as Cheetos. How could he be more wrong or misinformed? It's a charge that, in the words of many a defendant, is utterly without merit. Doesn't he have taste receptors, and teeth for crunching? There's simply nothing that tastes like a Cheeto. I wish I had one right now.

Cool Whip, American cheese, cookies, real Rice-A-Roni--everyone has a branding preference in their favorite crappy food.

I fly my fluorescent orange Cheeto flag. You?

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