Thursday, February 12, 2009

A Scoop of Iraqi Road and Another of Abu Grape

Posted by Nicki Wood on Thu, Feb 12, 2009 at 12:40 PM

A friend sent me this email about a Ben & Jerry's flavor for Obama, and another for the most recent ex-president. (The smell of sulfur lingers. *protective genuflection*)

I searched the Ben & Jerry's website, Snopes.com and a bunch of other places to confirm or deny it and couldn't. It's on a lot of blogs, but the original is as shadowy as a weapon of mass destruction.

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It's true that Yes Pecan! ice cream was created in the spirit of Obama, but its purpose was also to raise money for Common Cause. That's about as far as I could get in verifying the contents of the email below.

If this were a news story, I'd call the spokesman. But it's not news, it's just fun. Or anyway, I enjoyed it immensely, because I'm a divider.

 

Ben & Jerry created "Yes Pecan!" ice cream flavor for Obama.
   They then asked people to fill in the blank for the following:
   For George W. they created "_________".
     Here are some of their favorite responses:
     - Grape Depression
   - Abu Grape
   - Cluster Fudge
     - Nut'n Accomplished
- Iraqi Road
- Chock 'n Awe
- WireTapioca
- Impeach Cobbler
- Guantanmallow
- imPeachmint
- Good Riddance You Lousy Motherfucker... Swirl
- Heck of a Job, Brownie!
- Neocon Politan
- RockyRoad to Fascism
- The Reese's-cession
- Cookie D'oh!
- The Housing Crunch
   - Nougalar Proliferation

   - Death by Chocolate... and Torture

   - Chocolate Chip On My Shoulder
   - You're Shitting In My Mouth And Calling It A Sundae
   - Credit Crunch
  - Mission Pecanplished
   - Country Pumpkin
   - Chunky Monkey in Chief
  - George Bush Doesn't Care About Dark Chocolate
  - WMDelicious
   - Chocolate Chimp
   - Bloody Sundae
   - Caramel Preemptive Stripe
     - I broke the law and am responsible for the deaths of 
thousands...with
     nuts


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