Has anyone ever been to a Dick's Last Resort? (Wow, did I really just type that?) If you can reel your mind back from the smutty brink of libidinous imagination, have a look at this story from the Dallas Morning News, which reports the sale of Dick's parent company to an investment group that includes Nashvillian Ted Moats, co-founder of Logan's Roadhouse. According to the Dallas paper, Dick's will move its headquarters to Nashville and plans to open three more of its slacker-themed casual dining restaurants this year. No word yet whether Nashville will join Dallas, Chicago, Boston, San Antonio, Las Vegas, San Diego and Myrtle Beach as one of Dick's last resorts.