I know I shouldn't post this, but I'm too much a child of the early '80s to pass up a chance to celebrate three of my favorite things: food, Thanksgiving and holiday-related slasher movies. Here's the wonderful (and extremely gross) NSFW fake trailer director Eli Roth cooked up for his segment of Grindhouse. Be warned: this contains gore, nudity and gratuitous violence to men in turkey suits.
If you need more reasons to give thanks, be thankful I didn't share any clips from the infamous 1972 splatter movie Blood Freak. You know, the Christian anti-drug scare film in which a guy gets dosed with LSD, eats some bad turkey, then turns into a turkey monster with a ridiculous bulbous head. Lay off that third ladle of gravy, or you could have a dream like this.
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