OMG, y’all, seriously, no, I’m like, you have to try Yogurt Oasis. You. Have. To. Try. It.
Like, you just get this big-ass Styrofoam cup and pour as much Only8 yogurt and toppings into as you want, and it’s just like 43 cents an ounce or something. Plus it’s all like eight calories and no sugar ’cause it’s like fructose or some other “ose.” But it’s not gross. It’s totally good for, like, basically no calories. Especially the peanut butter. I mean, I’m not saying it’s like the awesomest place to hang out, because the walls are like purple and its kind of dark and there’s just some metal patio furniture in there. But here’s the cool thing: If you go and say what sorority you’re in, she’s keeping a tally on the wall and whoever wins gets the VIP package. I mean, I don’t know WTF that is and all, but whatever, it probably means some free stuff. But it’s not even the money that matters, y’all. We’ve got to show our pride. I mean, the KD’s and the Tri-Delts are kicking butt right now, so we need to get our asses over there and EAT SOME YOGURT!
The flavors change all the time, so you can call 963-3631 to find out what’s on tap. It’s at 2404 West End Ave., across from the Towers in that strip mall next to FYE. Text me if you’re going, and I’ll totally come with.