Sure, you’re a big country star, and “regular rules” such as the Second Law of Thermodynamics and the Law of Averages don’t apply to you. Otherwise, what's the point of being a celebrity? We know, Monsieur Possum, that the biggest celebrities can reinvent punctuation, bending it masterfully to bring it in line with the demographic.
But if apostrophes don’t matter, then why is this almost-about-food joke funny?
Guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office wearing nothing but plastic wrap. Doctor says, “I can clearly see your nuts.”
Now, readers, I know you have a great food joke. Bring them on, because a laugh, like a snack, is best when you share it.