Sculpted pineapple, how you call to me from the cooler at International Market. How your whirly surface calls out “Partay!” in a language not represented by the Roman alphabet.
Sculpted pineapple, you represent the pinnacle of a cook’s dominion over fruit. For $8, you’re totally cut like a bodybuilder, a centerpiece waiting to happen.
~Sculpted pineapple...want to go to my place? ~
International Market, 2010 Belmont Boulevard