Saturday, August 30, 2008

Show 'Em What You Got

Posted by Nicki Wood on Sat, Aug 30, 2008 at 5:00 AM

We've said it before: Bites has the funniest readers around. Here’s a creative exercise to keep your chops up, so to speak. Write a caption for this cake, featured at the uproarious site Cake Wrecks. Your humor will be admired by all, and perhaps we can find some crap to foist off on a worthy prize to award to the most creative entry.

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When you’re done, swallow your coffee first, then go read the real caption to indulge in a gut-shaking laugh.

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A cautionary confection of summer melon overindulgence: "My bundt hurts."

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Posted by Diana on August 30, 2008 at 10:06 AM

You've been tickled enough, Elmo.

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Posted by mr. pink on August 30, 2008 at 9:24 PM

"Honey, get the car --I've lost my plug!"

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Posted by fluffernutter on August 31, 2008 at 8:11 AM

is this thread moderated? this could get very graphic

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Posted by ulika on August 31, 2008 at 9:06 PM

Sara Lee proudly sponsors tonight's performance of The Vagina Monologues.

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Posted by Beer Frame on August 31, 2008 at 9:53 PM

"Is that a creme filling, or are you just glad to see me?"
"I remember my first piece."
"Let's see Ted Allen eat that."

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Posted by Fugly on September 1, 2008 at 12:21 AM

Tablescape THIS, you bitch!

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Posted by pogo on September 1, 2008 at 9:43 AM

This week on the Ace of Cakes: Duff and the crew create a cake to celebrate Gallagher finally coming out of the closet...

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Posted by pogo on September 1, 2008 at 9:47 AM

I hit enter too soon -- that would be better as:
"...to celebrate Gallagher's successful sex-change operation..."

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Posted by pogo on September 1, 2008 at 9:53 AM

"Children, this is what stage 1 of Syphilis looks like"

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Posted by elzorro on September 1, 2008 at 3:12 PM

This is what it looks like after the Pillsbury Doughboy and his friends run a train.

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Posted by Mary on September 2, 2008 at 8:52 AM

This is the perfect cake for the launch party for watermelon-scented maxi pads. It's refreshing AND fun! Like Bubbletape for your vagina!

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Posted by Sloopy on September 2, 2008 at 10:50 AM

Scratch an M&M and you'll see they bleed chocolate, just like the rest of us.
or
Finally, a Depends for candies.

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Posted by S L on September 2, 2008 at 11:29 AM

It melts in your hand, not in your mouth.

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Posted by mr. pink on September 2, 2008 at 1:01 PM

"After movie night at Stephen King's, Kermit can't seem to wake up from his 'Carrie' nightmare."

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Posted by grandefille on September 2, 2008 at 1:44 PM
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