Forget you ever saw that last post. Coincidentally, $1,200 will also buy you a once-in-a-lifetime (re: paramedic service not included) repast from Mr. Pink's House of Bitchin' Cuisine, located in vibrantly transitional Woodbine. We are not responsible for stolen items, injury or appetizers.
Your multi-course meal will include a poached jumbo egg of finest Alabaman hen, perched atop a halved Entermann's English muffin with a Knorr's instant hollandaise sauce reduction. After those three courses, you will be treated to a carafe of Woodbine's unique mineral water (the "Storm Drainage" blend) fresh from the tap, with a complimentary cookie provided by our pastry supplier, Chip Zahoy. An extra $300 gets you not only valet parking but also my 1986 Chrysler LeBaron with the original sideview mirror (right only).
That's Mr. Pink's House of Bitchin' Cuisine, where the fine dine in Woodbine. "When you just can't open a can."