While canned bananas, high fructose corn syrup and pig rectum all sound delicious, we've decided to save those Secret Ingredients for another day—possibly for a future installment of Madwiches.
The two free tickets to the April 30 debut of Iron Fork go to Tobin the Gnome for his heartless response of live catfish. We're not saying it was the best response—because, remember, we were looking for bad suggestions, like horse testicles (thank you, Mr. Pink), and we'd quite like to see a catfish throwdown among Deb Paquette, Sean Norton, Clay Greenberg, Bobby Benjamin and Will Uhlhorn. We're just saying we want to make sure Tobin the Gnome will be at Iron Fork...so we can introduce him to Claudia.
It's not exactly fair, but then again, we make the rules.