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You Are So Nashville If... Past Winners

You Are So Nashville If... Weirdies

You Are So Nashville If... The Dark Side

You Are So Nashville If... And the Winner Is...

You Are So Nashville If... The winners... and the rest

 

 

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Our Critics Picks

Back When I Was a Kid… A college student’s father waxes nostalgic about the old days

Over a Barrel Niagara Falls forms the backdrop to this summer’s most rewarding and whimsical comedy

Noble Cause The Nobility ascend the local ranks with their latest

Roots of the Tomahawk Tomahawk’s third record gets tribal

Swamp Anatomy Tony Joe White on AC/DC, the beauty of a good drum loop and how to get a crowd dancing in two feet of water

Awash With Personality Landmark East Side pub gets a menu makeover

The Spin

 

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You hoped Arthur March’s funeral involved rolling him up in a piece of carpet and dumping him off in Kentucky. —Michael Williams

You think that lady in the Tennessee Lottery commercial could’ve been a little more excited about getting a free RV. —Jennifer Castleman

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You wonder what the big deal is about Fisk University selling a painting of a radiator.
—Dave Weil

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You took a day off of work to mourn the death of Woody. —Jennifer Castleman

It took you two weeks to realize that Luis Palau wasn’t running for mayor. —Josh Hayes

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Giant Billy Graham scares the bejeezus out of you. —Drew Maynard

You hope Ronnie Steine wins so that you can joke that he stole the election. —Dave Weil

You’ve filmed or appeared in a porno using your dashboard camera. —Harold Hornberger

You think a Bible theme park will attract the wrong crowd. —Sally Wheeler