Suspect Behavior
Cuervo chronicles
A customer was kicked out of the Agave Tequila Lounge on 12th Avenue South because he was extremely intoxicated and acting disorderly. The cops were called when the suspect, 35, refused to leave the property, and when they arrived he was standing in the parking lot screaming at fellow patrons and threatening to fight employees. When an officer approached, the drunken perp yelled, “I’m going to kick your ass…. Bring it on.” The officer managed to cuff the suspect and place him in the back of the patrol car, where he tried several times to kick out the back window. While en route to jail, the defendant repeatedly said it didn’t matter what he was charged with because his father is a district attorney and “he’s going to get me out of it, just for the record.” The perp, however, was charged with disorderly conduct and public intoxication and is scheduled to appear in court later this month.
Loser cruiser
Police received a report that a black PT Cruiser with flames painted on the side had just crashed on the 1400 block of Eastland Avenue. Officers interviewed a woman at the scene who initially claimed she had been shopping at a nearby Kroger when someone stole her PT Cruiser and then wrecked it. When she was unable to explain how she ended up at the scene of the accident, police arrested the suspect, who told police, “I didn’t do nothing,” before finally admitting, “Alright, I wrecked my fucking car.” Police say the perp had slurred speech, was unsteady on her feet and that she admitted to being on several different types of prescription medications. The officer was examining the accident scene when the suspect, 28, managed to escape from the back of the police car while handcuffed. She was located at a friend’s house about two hours later, where she was in possession of 36 pills—including a variety of painkillers—that were prescribed to someone else. The perp was booked for theft, evading arrest, drug possession and driving under the influence. Police also noted in their report that the handcuffs she had been wearing were never returned.
Blue jean bandits
Two women were browsing at Bella Boutique on West End when they suddenly grabbed an armful of designer denim and fled the store. The store clerk chased the women outside and managed to recover one pair of jeans before one of the suspects began spitting on her to keep her at bay. Police say the duo nearly ran down the employee as they sped away in a red Dodge Charger. The victim later identified one of the suspects—a 32-year-old woman—from a photo lineup. It turns out the same woman was arrested several weeks earlier for stealing name-brand denim from a pricey boutique in Green Hills.
Midnight at the Oasis
A male suspect was cruising Nolensville Road with his buddies when he pulled up to the Oasis Bar and Restaurant, got out of the car and urinated in front of several customers in the parking lot. Because the pee bandit and his posse continued loitering and harassing customers, the restaurant manager called police, who say the 36-year-old suspect “became hostile” when confronted and that he “wanted to start a ruckus.” Police say the subject admitted to drinking several beers, “which fueled his hostility,” and he was charged with public intoxication, disorderly conduct and driving under the influence.
All items in Suspect Behavior are taken from actual Metro police arrest reports and affidavits.
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