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Nashville, Tennessee

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Suspect Behavior
September 13, 2007


Suspect Behavior

by Sarah Kelley

Blunt isn’t always better

A 28-year-old woman went ballistic when her boyfriend came home late and she began chasing him around the house, trying to hit him in the head with a ceramic statue. An officer responded to the domestic dispute and attempted to cuff the suspect, who screamed, “Get your motherfuckin’ hands off me, you cracker-ass cop motherfucker,” police say. After restraining the perp, the officer searched her purse and found marijuana rolled in a cigar, at which point the woman explained, “It’s just a motherfuckin’ blunt, it ain’t no kilo, you cracker-ass cop!” The suspect was charged with domestic assault, resisting arrest and drug possession.

Cookout canceled

An employee of the Piggly Wiggly on Dickerson Pike observed a customer conceal several steaks and slabs of ribs in the front of his pants. When the employee confronted the suspect and instructed him to go to the back of the store, police say the thief pushed the victim to the ground and ran for the door. A couple of cashiers blocked the exit, and the perp, 43, was detained until police arrived. More than $100 worth of meat was found in the suspect’s pants, and he was booked for theft and assault.

A little too much fun

Officers responded to the Family Fun Center on Charlotte Pike after receiving calls about a man passed out in front of the entrance with his pants down around his ankles. Police say the defendant was lying on his back with his genitals exposed, in plain view of children arriving at the center. An officer woke the 30-year-old suspect, who reeked of alcohol, had slurred speech and had trouble standing. The perp couldn’t remember how he ended up at the Family Fun Center, why his pants were down, what he had drank or how much. Police arrested him for public intoxication and indecent exposure.

All items in Suspect Behavior are taken from actual Metro police arrest reports and affidavits.

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