Suspect Behavior
Urine big trouble now
Police approached a vehicle that was blocking a driveway and, while they were telling the driver to move his car, a man sitting in the passenger seat announced “he had to pee really bad.” Officers told the man to hold it, but he ignored that order and instead “pulled out his penis, exposing himself,” police say. The suspect, 24, then began to urinate on the sidewalk “without being discreet about it.” Police arrested the perp, who upon arriving at the station, “tried to urinate in one of the corners of the holding area.” He was booked for disorderly conduct and public indecency.
Your cheatin’ text will tell on you
A man accidentally left his cell phone at his girlfriend’s house and when he returned to pick it up his girlfriend began screaming about an explicit text message she found on the phone. The victim tried explaining that a friend must have used his phone to send the lewd text message to another woman, but his girlfriend wasn’t buying it and shoved him into a wall in a fit of rage, police say. The suspect, 35, then began hitting and kicking him as he attempted to retrieve all of his belongings and get the hell out of the house. Police later responded to the Antioch home and arrested the woman for domestic assault.
Unhappy hour
During a routine patrol, police found a man and woman enjoying a few frosty malt beverages at Church Street Park shortly after 5 p.m. An officer told the couple to pour out their beers and leave the park, to which the woman responded, “Fuck you. You pour it out.” After cuffing the 35-year-old woman for disorderly conduct and placing her in the back of the cruiser, police say she began spitting on the windows and continued cursing at the officers.
All items in Suspect Behavior are taken from actual Metro police arrest reports and affidavits.

