Suspect Behavior
That’s not on the agenda
A male perp wandered into Cummins Station and barged into a business meeting on the third floor, where he asked if anyone wanted to give him oral sex. After demanding a blow job the suspect “dropped his pants and exposed his penis,” police say. Cummings Station security promptly responded to the boardroom, caught the 25-year-old with his pants down, and detained him until police arrived to arrest him for indecent exposure and trespassing.
It’s a family affair
A 37-year-old woman went ballistic after learning a male acquaintance was having an affair with her daughter, prompting her to pull down the man’s pants in front of a room full of witnesses. The suspect then yanked his drawers all the way off, leaving him naked from the waist down as she proceeded to kick him repeatedly in the groin, police say. The woman explained to responding officers that she did in fact pull off the victim’s pants and that the two then “scuffled,” but that he deserved it. She was booked for assault nonetheless.
Stand by your man
After security received several complaints about a couple smoking cigarettes and making too much noise in the balcony of the Grand Ole Opry, the rowdy pair were ushered outside, where police were waiting. Angry about being ejected from the auditorium, the 34-year-old male suspect poked one of the cops in the arm, police say, and his 24-year-old wife threw a punch at another officer as he attempted to cuff her husband. Police had to subdue the man with chemical spray and were forced to carry the woman, kicking and screaming, to the cop car. Both were charged with disorderly conduct, resisting arrest and assault.
What a dope
An officer pulled over a motorist for driving with his brights on and, as he approached, noticed the suspect was attempting to shove a plastic baggie of marijuana down his pants. The cop explained he could clearly see remnants of a leafy green substance scattered in his lap, and ordered the driver to exit the car. “At that point the defendant put his vehicle in gear and sped off,” police say, before bailing out a few blocks away and fleeing on foot. When police caught up with the 37-year-old perp a short distance from the car, they found some marijuana residue in his mouth after he apparently attempted to swallow the remainder of his stash.
All items in Suspect Behavior are taken from actual Metro police arrest reports and affidavits.