Suspect Behavior
A few beers and a Molotov cocktail
A woman angry with her cheating boyfriend actually followed through on a threat to firebomb his apartment. The 46-year-old suspect went ballistic when she found another woman “over there laying on his bed,” police say. She then announced her plans to “put a rag in a bottle, set it on fire and put it through the opening of the window.” Sure enough she did, but not before launching a rock through the window and striking the other woman in the head as she slept. The suspect then could be heard outside yelling, “I’ll kill you, whore,” and seconds later, “a burning object came through the same opening and caught the bed on fire.” No one was injured in the fire, and the suspect was charged with aggravated arson and public intoxication. (She admitted to drinking two cans of beer and two quarts of Milwaukee Ice before embarking on her fiery revenge.)
Run from the border
An intoxicated female who assaulted a customer while waiting in line at Taco Bell managed to elude police several times in one night before she finally was caught disturbing diners at Las Palmas Mexican restaurant. After the initial run-in at Taco Bell, the suspect was spotted staggering in the middle of White Bridge Road and Charlotte Pike a few minutes later. The cops then received another report about a woman “exposing herself and harassing customers at a tattoo parlor.” Police finally located the suspect at Las Palmas, where she had been “annoying customers,” police say. The woman—who didn’t know where she was or where she had been—admitted she had been drinking heavily all evening and that she had done cocaine the previous day. “Suspect was also confused and asked the same questions repeatedly…. Suspect also urinated on the floor once she was at booking.”
The bold and the belligerent
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Police were conducting a “felony takedown” with guns drawn when a drunk spectator began heckling officers and daring them to point their shotguns at him. The suspect was told to go across the street, which he did, but not before yelling, “fuck the police” several times to excite the crowd that had gathered. The 29-year-old perp then began giving officers the middle finger and displaying gang signs before heading upstairs to the second story of a garage overlooking the scene, where he continued to antagonize police. After officers arrested the felon down below, the rabble-rouser was booked for disorderly conduct.
Some excuse
It turns out a Pizza Hut delivery driver who reported he was carjacked and robbed of the night’s delivery money while fixing a flat tire just didn’t want to go back to work. Responding officers became suspicious of the driver’s story after they located his car just down the street and found nothing wrong with the tire. The 25-year-old pizza man then nervously agreed to be searched and, not surprisingly, police found his car keys, wallet and the delivery money. The defendant broke down and admitted he had lied about the robbery. “He was just a pizza delivery person and did not like working at the store he was working at that night, so he made the false incident up,” police say. He not only was fired, but also arrested for filing a false report.