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Minnesota's Tim Pawlenty grooms himself for vice-presidential consideration--by being a jerk.
By Jonathan Kaminsky
Miami New Times
Our reporter sets out in search of a naked lunch.
By Janine Zeitlin
Broward-Palm Beach New Times
Before swinging a bat in a lesbian softball league, pick a side: gay or straight?
By Amy Guthrie
Village Voice
At JFK, Erhan Yildirim clears corpses for takeoff.
By Elizabeth Dwoskin
Public Art
Published on November 22, 2007
FALLOUT is a
haunted house shaped like a military aircraft fuselage. What is it
doing in this parking lot? Ruining your Christmas, that’s what.
Everyone knows that on Nov. 1 all signs of Halloween disappear and
every store puts up its lights and tinsel. Clear the cardboard
headstones and skeletons out of your yard, because big inflatable
Santas are on sale! Our country’s economic health depends on a merry
Christmas, so don’t get sidetracked by anything that might get in the
way of your strategic planning sessions for Black Friday shopping. What
about Thanksgiving, you say? Get your head in the game. How can you
truly focus on what you want for Christmas when you’re busy
appreciating what you have? Plus you know those people getting trampled
at the doors of the Wal-Mart? Too much tryptophan—gets ’em every time.