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Nashville, Tennessee

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July 5, 2007


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Do you wish you had better vision? Are you frequently bothered by searing eye pain? Are you constantly smashing your face into things and nearly gouging out your ocular cavities? Here at Ducklo Eyecare, our name says it all. Our eye care specialists will teach you to “duck low” under those awnings, signs and low-hanging tree branches—and all for a very reasonable price. Some doctors charge you more for frills such as eye charts and those plastic glasses you get after having your eyes dilated (not to mention waiting room guitarists and ballroom dancing videos—we’re talking about you, Ming Wang). All we need is a limbo stick and a boom box. So come on down to Ducklo, where low overhead means good vision.

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