Columns
Once again we play the caption lightning round: “We really should have read the fine print in our jumbo loan contract.” “We’re ready to show you your new Extreme Makeover house, so MOVE THAT BUS…oh crap, it looks like Ty’s been drinking again.” “I told Jerry we didn’t know for sure that the Predators were leaving town, but when I got home from work the house was up on blocks and he was dressed in his Gnash outfit, looking for property in Canada and weeping.” “She may think she’s Carrie Underwood with all that shit she did to my truck, but we’ll see who has the last laugh.” “Some people say this is a dumb direction for Meals on Wheels, but I say why not bring the shut-ins to the food?”

