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Veneereal Disease If you’re buying a new home, beware of brick veneer

Our Critics Picks Chris Difford, Sunday, 25^th

Mighty Neighborly Eastland Café gives the old ’hood something new to talk about

Station Identification Hotel owners to engineer restaurant in Union Station

Gore Biking to Academy Awards Will also shave head to reflect heat back into space

Rank ’Em A gaggle of respected writers name their favorite books

Good Bones The Body Farm doctor shines in a second outing

 

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We were in Target looking for a plastic storage container for our Wolf Creek Dam bunker when we discovered this helpful message from the people at Sterilite. So let us get this straight: don’t store children inside the bin? You forgot to mention that the lid can be a choking hazard. And we’re sure the dangers of off-gassing from plastics are implied. We’ll keep all this in mind unless junior starts looking like he’ll grow up to be the guy we saw last week, regrettably without our camera, wearing a T-shirt reading “The Man” and an arrow pointing to his face and “The Legend” with an arrow toward his groin. His parents could have done us all a favor and left a few dry cleaning bags lying around.