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College Survival Guide Welcome to college, the best four-to-seven years of your life.

Love-Hate Mail

Our Critics Picks Riverfront Public Forum: Nashville’s Riverfront Coming Back? * Adventure Science Center on Thursday, Aug. 24, at 6 p.m

Bardalicious Artistic director Denice Hicks returns triumphant to Shakespeare in the Park

Power in Numbers Shades of Black Theatre Showcase gears up for final performances

A Moving Experience Neighborhood institution still delivers the goods at its new mall location

No Fiddling Around Green Hills legend Nero’s meets the next generation; East Nashville goes Italian

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Wouldn’t it be great if this were Pamela Anderson’s Corvette? The real life Barbie came to Nashville for her fourth wedding to Kid Rock and in a rush to get home to consummate their vows (read: commence with the sport-fucking), she plowed her Dream Car into Kid’s patio furniture? But thanks to Brad Schmitt, we learned everyone was OK and able to perform their marital duties? (He had stowed away in the trunk.) And Heather Byrd gave us the scoop about how Judge John Brown, who had requested to perform the ceremony, dismissed the need for a Breathalyzer after the accident because he’s buddies with the young couple’s publicist and didn’t want to see these two crazy kids get off on the wrong foot? That would be sweet.