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Weird, What Is That? Spacey art rockers the Secret Machines sculpt a fully developed sound on their new album

Out With a Bang Nashville Opera closes its 25th season with Puccini’s challenging swan song

Rolling Stones Sue Frist Over Party Invitation Band says senator’s ‘crotch photo’ invite too close to Sticky Fingers cover

This Is Not a Memoir Her irresistible novels may read like autobiography, but Sarahbeth Purcell insists she’s just making stuff up

The Spin

Love-Hate Mail

Inquiring Minds Hamell on Trial’s latest release is provocative, scathing and colorful

 

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Next time someone tells you that you look like a million dollars, pray you don’t look 10,000 times as ridiculous as these Ben Franklins. We don’t blame these two poor souls. The guerrilla marketing team at First Tennessee probably forced them to greet people arriving for opening day at Greer Stadium with “your giant foam rubber money working harder for you” or whatever the hell their slogan is. Sadly, shortly after this photo, one of the C-notes was beaten up and had its lunch money taken. Good luck getting FDIC to cover that.